boag:

boag:

boag:

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively

“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….

afloweroutofstone:

Every single American is on welfare, they just find ways to pretend that it isn’t welfare. Do you think that your home mortgage interest deduction fell from the sky? Do you think God granted you a child tax credit

veil-of-exordia:

probuccalfat:

probuccalfat:

probuccalfat:

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

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i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

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pondanimal:

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imagine there’s no vember

green446004:

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old DE sketches pt 2

notanupstandingcitizen:

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

velvet-lover-deactivated2025112:

seeing someone’s cock for the first time is like a religious experience for me

futchlingg:

Fave subgenre of posting on Tumblr is saying smth like “drugs are cool” and the rbs are full of ppl saying #i would do drugs if I knew where to get any but I don’t go outside #plus they’re illegal and scary #and I think icky as well #musings #also this reminds me of my OC who is addicted to tangerines

buzzlightyearhugecock:

once again, the nefarious penis wizard has stolen my will to live.

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay:

You can only keep the last thing you ordered online if you can explain it to a medieval peasant. Keeping it?

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they call me a witch

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our-queer-experience:

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our-queer-experience:

trans people will literally go “i have a complicated relationship with my history with gender and sometimes see it as a gender i ‘used to be’ and i don’t really look like a cis person of either gender and i don’t think i can fit it into simple categories” and everyone will spontaneously combust

i remember being at some lgbtqia+ group when i was at an all girl’s school and i was one of two trans people, i was the only butch or even vaguely masculine person in the room, and i said something along the lines of “i consider myself a guy who used to be a girl” and five minutes later one of my friends(if you would say that ig) went “yeah so he was always a boy, he just didn’t know it yet” about me. and i had to stand there like What Did I Just Say. Can Anyone Hear Me

now i make posts like “sometimes trans men used to be girls and sometimes trans women used to be boys and it’s ok if we think about it like that” and everyone immediately acts like they want me dead